Monday, November 14, 2011
I am a Naked Pervert...
According to hittale.com people most often find this blog by searching for pervert moms or naked moms. Yep that is right pervert moms. I guess pervert dads are looking to hook up. well they must be sorely disappointed because I am a pervert magnet NOT a pervert mom. In fact I think that the search results prove it. Perverts go looking for moms and they find me and assume I am a pervert mom. Or mabe it is just that I wrote a post called " Your Mama is a Pervert Magnet" if you haven't been reading this blog that long you can find it here.
here) But that was all about how NOT to be caught naked. So Naked Moms just does not make any sense what so ever. Oh and I can't forget people also find the Real Army of Moms by searching for sex shop handcuffs. No I did not write a post about sex shops OR handcuffs but I guess the post " So Then There Was the Time I Got Arrested" had a picture of pink fuzzy hand cuff and I now am attracting men who are looking for Naked Pervert Moms who have sex shop handcuffs. How did I manage to take such a wrong turn in my life? I thought I was writting a mommy blog but I guess subliminally I am attracting Naked Perverts to my site instead. Not that YOU are a pervert or Naked, just all those OTHER people reading my blog. So just for clarificaiton The Real Army of Moms is neither NAKED nor a PERVERT. We just seem to attract them