I would like to introduce to you the two new occupants of my home, NOT ME and I DON'T KNOW. They used to only come and visit occasionally but I believe that they have moved in permanently at this point.
"Where ," you might ask "do they live in your house?" I mean its a small house with only three bedrooms, but they have found their spots and made them selves right at home...kind of like crabgrass.
And NOT ME is not alone. He brought a friend, I DON'T KNOW. "Whose turn is it to take out the trash?" I DON'T KNOW. "Who left the refrigerator door open?" I DON'T KNOW. "Whose clothes are these on the floor?" I DON'T KNOW. Now, I DON'T KNOW doesn't have a favorite place like NOT ME. I DON'T KNOW, seems to spread his joy all over the house and likes to ride in the car too. "Whose shoes are these in the car?" You guessed it...I DON'T KNOW.
What I really need to know is when NOT ME and I DON'T KNOW will be leaving for college. Because when they ask who is paying for college, I will say I DON'T KNOW, NOT ME.